Freaking Meatbags v18.02.2023

Freaking Meatbags throws you into a tongue-in-cheek sci-fi world where robots run everything and humans-aka "meatbags"-are little more than resource-hauling pets. You play as a lowly cleaning robot sent to gather precious materials from alien planets before the solar system goes kaboom. By day you collect resources, erect defenses and maintain your base; by night you hold off waves of hostile machines with turrets, drones and any weapon you can scavenge.

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The real fun begins when you start experimenting on those fleshy workers. By splicing human DNA with alien traits, you can create meatbags with laser eyes, extra arms or even jet-propelled backpacks. Train them to haul, fight or power your buildings directly-because why settle for ordinary laborers when you can field an army of cybernetically enhanced super-humans?

Key Features
- DNA Splicing: Combine human and alien genes to craft hybrids with unique abilities-laser vision, extra limbs, or stealthy camouflage.
- Base Building: Construct 15 different offensive and defensive structures-turrets, missile launchers, electric fences and attack drones-to keep wild robots at bay.
- Advanced Technology: Deploy nine researchable upgrades like healing pads, drone factories and overclocking modules that slow time for precise control.
- Meatbag Management: Keep your human workforce motivated with biotech implants, tower-powered buff stations and well-timed breaks, or risk sluggish productivity.
- Robotic Adversaries: Face eight distinct enemy types, from creepy crawlers to kamikaze droids, plus three towering boss robots (one sports a suspiciously oversized brain).
- Varied Worlds: Explore multiple planets, each with its own environment, four alien species to befriend-or harvest for DNA-and a mysterious trans-dimensional space squid.

Philae Update Highlights (February 2015)
- Overhauled DNA System: Hundreds of gene combinations with seven brand-new traits.
- Heavy Payloads: Equip meatbags with rocket launchers, hoverboards and jetpacks for high-octane combat.
- Power Towers: Station humans in towers to supercharge defenses.
- Overclocking Mode: Slow the world down to execute flawless tactics.
- New Challenges: A jumping boss robot, a hidden zombie planet to discover, plus over 50 gameplay, audio and interface tweaks.
- Cross-Platform Support: Now available on Mac and Linux.

With its blend of cheeky humor, fast-paced resource management and tower-defense action, Freaking Meatbags offers a fresh spin on base-building strategy. Whether you’re tinkering with alien genes or fending off mechanized hordes, there’s always another crazy experiment waiting to go off the rails.