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The Holy Gosh Darn is a riotous, time-bending action-adventure that puts you in the wings of Cassiel, an angel tasked with saving Heaven from total annihilation in just six hours. From the creators of Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle, this game blends Metroidvania-style progression, inventive puzzles and over-the-top set pieces into a zany narrative where every second—and every insult—counts.

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Story and Setting
You’ve been handed a mysterious magical clock by Death himself and told to hop between past and present across four realms—Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim—to uncover secrets and stop an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven. Along the way you’ll question why time travel makes you barf, why only angels are allowed to swear, and why it’s perfectly acceptable to slam a “Shut Up” button when you’re racing the clock.

Gameplay Highlights
• Core time-travel mechanic: Jump freely to any point in the day, using future insights to change past events.
• Metroidvania progression: Sprint, dash and leap through interconnected stages, discovering new paths as you unlock abilities.
• Brain-tickling puzzles: Tackle challenges that require you to think in four dimensions—time, space, logic and narrative.
• Time-pressured narrative: NPCs can stall or speed up the plot, so you’ll need to hurry them along to uncover every clue.
• Over 6.5 hours of fully voiced dialogue (with a dedicated “Shut Up” button to skip it all).
• A cast of hilariously outrageous characters, including 23 Heavenly Elders you can mercilessly insult.
• Exactly 4,250 resident dogs—none of which you can pet.

Why You’ll Love It
• Outrageous humor that never takes itself too seriously.
• A playful take on time-travel tropes that welcomes even those who “hate time travel games.”
• Rapid-fire set pieces that keep the pace frantic and fun.
• A standalone adventure that also ties into the same universe as Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle—play in any order you like.

Ready to save Heaven (and have a good laugh doing it)? The Holy Gosh Darn is available to download now.