77p egg Eggwife v1.0.3

77p egg: Eggwife is a wildly unpolished, unapologetically crude first-person shooter that leans into toilet humor, over-the-top gore and jankiness reminiscent of Postal 2 and Duke Nukem 3D—with a dash of Goat Simulator absurdity. You step into the battered shoes of 77p egg, a foul-mouthed stick figure fresh off the loss of its wife. A simple supermarket trip to find a new life partner quickly devolves into a deranged romp through the city of Sheffie, England, and beyond.

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Key features:

• Disturbing, disgusting enemies
– March against sentient sewage: gelatinous urine blobs, mechanised napalm poo tanks, nail-laced tampon helicopters and an angry milk-worshipping cult.
• Varied levels and modes
– 10 main story stages spanning streets, sewers and secret labs, plus two endless-wave arenas and bonus challenge maps.
• “UK-Legal” weaponry
– Wield the Applicator (a scoped tampon gun), the seven-barrel Sh*tgun, the silicone-shootin’ Crossbowner, the rapid-fire Stigmatic 77,000 nailgun and more ridiculous tools of destruction.
• Frantic movement mechanics
– Master strafe-running, unlocked vertical aiming and “poop-jumping.” Pee on command to extinguish fires or incapacitate foes. Keep your poop meter topped up with food for ammo and double jumps.
• Unnecessary interactivity
– Stick a fork in a socket, flush toilets, chat with bewildered pedestrians, ride shopping carts or produce a bus-size bowel movement.
• Six bizarre difficulty settings
– From “flaccid” to “RAGING” and unpredictable “dysfunction,” which randomises level geometry, weapons and more.
• High replay value
– Attempt pacifist runs, “pass-a-fist” massacres or a genuinely maddening vegan playthrough. Endless-wave arena mode adds card-based powerups and variants.
• Original, genre-hopping soundtrack
– Metal, ambient, reggae and even “scrumpy & western” tracks by General Mumble, sc.Dave!, ipi, Koa and others.
• Big-ass cliffhanger ending
– The saga is far from over—expect more mayhem in future chapters.

Do you have what it takes to help 77p egg find love again? 77p egg: Eggwife is available to download now.