Finnish Army Simulator v2024.6.16.2 - early access

Finnish Army Simulator - is a humorous yet realistic portrayal of Finnish conscript military service circa 2011. The game offers over 30 hours of scripted gameplay spread across seven weeks of military service, immersing players in a variety of training exercises and daily routines that actual conscripts might recognize.

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The game combines a mix of classic mini-games—ranging from track and field challenges to combat drills—with modern RPG elements such as dialogue choices, inventory management, free roaming, and skill trees. Players will experience everything from NBC gear leak testing and live fire training with napalm to the strict discipline of marching drills and endless lectures.

In addition to the core military training, the simulator includes a meta storyline that unravels secret army insights and emphasizes the connection with the outside world through TV news and weekend activities. This adds an extra layer of depth, making each playthrough potentially unique.

With strong language, occasional censored nudity, and mild violence, Finnish Army Simulator is clearly designed for an adult audience. It delivers a tongue-in-cheek, nostalgic look at one of Finland’s most recognizable institutions, capturing both the mundane and the absurd realities of military service.