Nostalgaia is dying - not with a whisper but with a glitch. The world built from cartridges, CRT glow and high-score dreams is unravelling into ruthless pixelation: resolution bleeds out, frames stutter, and cherished memories threaten to dissolve into static. From the breakdown rises one unlikely savior - you, the most cosmetically catastrophic pixel hero ever to spawn - armed with stubborn courage, bad posture and a ridiculous amount of attitude.