77p egg: Eggwife is a wildly unpolished, unapologetically crude first-person shooter that leans into toilet humor, over-the-top gore and jankiness reminiscent of Postal 2 and Duke Nukem 3D—with a dash of Goat Simulator absurdity. You step into the battered shoes of 77p egg, a foul-mouthed stick figure fresh off the loss of its wife. A simple supermarket trip to find a new life partner quickly devolves into a deranged romp through the city of Sheffie, England, and beyond.