Sipssassin v1.1.003

Sipssassin is a whimsical, fast‑paced action/stealth game with a goofy premise: as a member of the international league of Sipssassins, you must drink every drink in sight to track down the sinister Drinkceptionists who are stealing people’s beverages and plotting to take over the world. The game blends sneaking, score‑chasing, short‑burst arcade modes and light exploration, all wrapped in a silly, charming aesthetic.

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What to expect
- Pick between five unique missions and play them in any order. Each mission hides secrets and collectibles that reward exploration.
- Four distinct game modes give the core loop new flavors: stealthy precision (Sipstraction), timed combo frenzy (Happy Hour), a hunt/boss‑style mode (Drinkvestigate), and a more leisurely Exploration mode with quests and NPCs.
- The gameplay emphasis shifts between being sneaky to avoid detection, chaining drinks quickly to build combos and high scores, and using gadgets and special abilities to find and defeat hidden enemies.
- Short runs and clear objectives make it easy to jump in for quick sessions, while collectibles and unlockables encourage replay.

Key features
- 25 playable characters to unlock
- 5 unique missions with hidden secrets
- 4 distinct game modes: Sipstraction, Happy Hour, Drinkvestigate, and Exploration
- Over 60 different drinks to consume
- Plenty of NPCs you can steal drinks from
- 6 Legendary Drinks that grant powerful abilities
- 6 Special Gadgets to aid stealth and combat
- 50 collectible shards to rebuild the Chalice of Destiny
- Disguises for accessing restricted areas
- Numerous quirky characters and side quests
- An alternate‑dimension video game conference called "Yeet3" and other humorous set pieces (including a super long straw)

Who will enjoy it
Sipssassin is ideal for players who like lighthearted, snackable gameplay that mixes stealth and arcade scoring. If you enjoy uncovering secrets, unlocking characters and abilities, and trying to squeeze higher scores out of short runs-while laughing at absurd game-world ideas-this one’s worth a look.

Notes
The tone is intentionally silly and playful: the game leans into humor and variety rather than deep simulation or hardcore realism. If you value charm, replayability and varied short modes over long, dense narratives, Sipssassin delivers a fun, offbeat experience.