Noobs Are Coming v0.7.0a - early access

Noobs Are Coming is an arena roguelike that turns the tables-this time you’re not the hero, you’re the menace. Inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac, every run puts you in control of a formidable Dungeon Boss and challenges you to survive wave after wave of hapless adventurers in quick, addictive sessions that last under 30 minutes.

Endless Customization
Choose your boss from a massive roster-Giant Worm, Spider Queen, Seductive Succubus and more-then craft a build unlike anything you’ve seen. Equip devastating attack patterns, summon loyal minions, swing physics-driven chain spikeballs or kick wrecking balls (or literally play soccer with your pals!). Load up on firearms, grow plant minions with a watering can, turn enemies into sheep or golden statues (sometimes both), mine ore for turrets and trap your foes in chaos.
Wild Synergies & Game-Breaking Power
Experiment wildly to discover unique synergies that emerge from dozens of creative mechanics. Amp up your Amount or Size stats to absurd levels and watch the arena erupt in glorious chaos. Feeling cheeky? Grab the Cheater item to stack rare abilities multiple times and truly break the game.
Wave-Based Carnage & Endless Mode
Survive increasingly intense raids of clueless Noobs, then test your mettle in Endless Mode. Between waves you collect souls to level up and shop for powerful upgrades-unlock new bosses, challenges, items and art variations as you prove your dominance.
Style, Humor & Multiplayer Madness
Featuring a cute-yet-badass art style and a BANGER original soundtrack, Noobs Are Coming sits in a parody RPG universe full of meta humor and funny cutscenes. Singleplayer is great, but chaos really explodes in local (up to 4-player) co-op or online via Steam Remote Play Together. There’s even a Twitch Streamer Mode so your audience can join the fun by spawning their own names and messages into the game.
Show them who really owns the dungeon. Noobs Are Coming!
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