Stupid Raft Battle Simulator v11.07.2025 - early access

Stupid Raft Battle Simulator is a quirky, physics-based skirmish game set in the golden age of piracy. You and your opponent each command a ramshackle raft and a crew of colorful units. The objective is simple: sink or eliminate every enemy unit on the battlefield.

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Gameplay Overview
The action unfolds in two distinct phases:
1. Turn-Based Deployment
- Choose and place one of four ships anywhere on an open, freely explorable map
- Arrange up to eleven unit types on your vessel before the fight begins
2. Real-Time Physics Simulation
- Watch gravity, buoyancy and collision physics bring your battle to life
- Cannons fire, boarding parties clash and rafts rock-sometimes catastrophically

Key Features
- Single-player mode with AI opponents
- 1 vs. 1 cross-platform multiplayer on Windows, Mac and Linux
- Sandbox mode for endless experimentation
- In-game chat for taunting or tactical coordination
- Deep physics-enabled combat system-every shot and ram matters
- Four distinct ship models, each with its own handling and quirks
- Eleven unique unit types, from deckhands to sharpshooters
- Low-poly art style for a clean, charming aesthetic
- Two playable levels set on an open, dynamic sea map
- Player progression and an in-game shop to unlock new crew and upgrades

Unique Elements
- A living underwater environment-watch marine life react to your cannonballs
- Horsefish riders charging into battle with surprising speed
- Sharks circling beneath your raft, ready to feast on the unwary
- Fully explorable levels that encourage creative tactics and ambushes

Whether you’re lining up a perfect broadside or sending a squad of horsefish riders overboard, Stupid Raft Battle Simulator delivers unpredictable, physics-driven fun. The game can be downloaded now, so grab your crew, set sail and prepare for unruly pirate mayhem.