No Creeps Were Harmed TD v1.3.2a

No Creeps Were Harmed TD is a fresh, chaotic twist on tower defense that rewards creativity, greed, and improvisation. You unlock, build, and heavily customize an eclectic arsenal of turrets and structures, then try to keep increasingly bizarre and dangerous creeps from wrecking your base across gravity-defying maps. The game mixes fully simulated 3D ballistics, vertical levels where enemies can come from walls or ceilings, and a player-controlled "super turret" you can reposition and upgrade mid-run. Expect furious, arcade‑style defense with plenty of emergent moments - from perfectly placed snipers landing headshots to entire corridors being teleported around by Porters.

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Why it stands out
- Wide turret variety: Mortars, Sniper Turrets, Shotguns, Pounders, Lasers, Flame Turbines, Boosters, Hexers and more - each with specialized behaviors and upgrade paths.
- Strange, dangerous creeps: Enemies include teleporters (Porters), combiners (Fusers), cloaked units, adaptive armor, bubble shields, spawners, Suicide Boomers and Brutes that actively destroy your defenses.
- True 3D ballistics and line-of-sight: Projectiles are simulated in three dimensions - lobbed mortars, shotgun spread, long-range snipers, and physicsy items like Black Hole Bombs change how you plan placement.
- Vertical, mind-bending maps: Fight from above, below, on walls and ceilings. Gravity is flexible, which opens creative turret layouts and unexpected attack vectors.
- Risk vs. reward "speed to greed": Rush waves to earn more resources and snowball faster - but overcrowded swarms can mutate into much stronger evolved forms.
- Active player role: You're a mobile super-turret (a disembodied brain) with personal weapons, special abilities (Genocide Air Strike, Vortex Bomb), and the option to repair, tune and min-max your defenses in real time.
- Co-op mayhem: Play with a friend and attempt cooperative mazes - or watch friendships crumble when someone sells your favorite turret.
- Persistent, powerful artifacts: Earn artifacts in endless mode that permanently tweak game physics and stats (income, armor, bullet velocity, explosive force, etc.), letting you tailor long-term power builds.

If you like tower defense with a healthy dose of physics, emergent chaos, and player agency, No Creeps Were Harmed TD delivers a uniquely playful and sometimes merciless sandbox for building, experimenting, and surviving.