Bitardia throws you into a bizarre adventure drawn straight from the depths of Russian imageboard culture. You play as a self-confessed “/b/tard,” a home-bound geek who spends all day browsing strange corners of the internet. One evening, an anonymous user shares a link to a mysterious website. The moment you click, you’re ripped out of your chair and dropped onto an uncharted island, where two ruthless factions vie for control.