USAID Approvals Department casts you as an overworked clerk in a hilariously twisted bureaucracy. Your sole task is to process incoming faxes-approve or deny each request, then file the paperwork-while navigating an ever-escalating web of absurdity. From baby baboon contraception grants to proposals for rainbow fire extinguishers, every decision is laced with dark humor and potential pitfalls. Will you pocket the promised gold bars and lifetime condom supply, or wind up in a dank HR office for a single oversight?

Welcome to Mars, recruit! You’ve just joined the Terran SpaceForce - Mars Division, charged with humanity’s boldest-and perhaps most reckless-mission: turning the Red Planet green by detonating nuclear bombs. It’s said to be safe, efficient, and even HR-friendly (give or take).