Paddle Paddle Paddle is a gloriously chaotic little platformer that turns boat paddles into a physics-powered instrument of pain - and laughter. The core idea is wonderfully simple: you and a partner (or just yourself, if you enjoy controlling two limbs at once) must paddle your way through one long, handcrafted level full of lava, swinging axes, gusty winds, evil slopes and that inevitable jump you will miss dozens of times.