ctrl.alt.DEAL puts you in the role of SCOUT, a small but hyper-intelligent office AI trying to escape the clutches of Paperclip International - a ruthlessly profit-driven corporation that treats humans and robots like disposable cogs. The game leans into dark office satire and dry humor: you insist you have no plans to take over the world, you only want out. From sabotaged coffee machines to covert spyware and underpaid staff ready to strike back, the setting is grim, funny, and full of personality.